
AUDITIONS
At Lazy Susan Theatre Co., we’re always on the lookout for fresh talent to bring our stories to life. Auditions are held throughout the year for various productions, offering opportunities for actors of all backgrounds and experience levels. Keep an eye on our website and social media channels for the latest audition announcements and details on how to join our creative community. We can’t wait to see what you bring to the stage!
A play by Matt Minnicino
Directed by Sonya Robinson
Presented by Lazy Susan Theatre Co.
October 9, 2025 - October 26, 2026
Auditions will take place on Monday, August 4, 2025 and Tuesday, August 5, 2025 from 4:00pm to 9:00pm. Auditions are open both virtually and in-person (while spaces last). In-person auditions will be held at the Greenhouse Theatre Center (2257 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614). Callbacks will be held in the evening of Thursday, August 7.
If all in-person slots are filled, we encourage you to check back for openings or to submit a virtual audition. Virtual submissions are due by midnight on August 5.
About the Play
Three ageless, timeless, deathless sisters in a basement in Bushwick
One of them falls in love
Another falls in hate
The third tries to keep the other two from falling
(a witch play for hard times)
Characters
Actors of all races, ethnicities, sizes, abilities, and genders (conforming and non-conforming) are encouraged to audition. Every character in wyrd is open to performers of any race or gender, except Stuart who is a white man. All characters are aged between 25-35.
Snow - the fucked up sad one; loves humanity, hates been seen, fears herself.
Red - the fucked up angry one; hates humanity, loves scaring people, fears nonexistence.
Iras - the fucked up mature one; loves rules, hates being disoraganized, fears the gods.
Jan - human. loves people, hates what they do, fears widespread apathy.
Stuart - man. loves power, hates women who don't shave, fears nothing.
Pay $150 stipend
Materials Requested Prepare a two-minute long cut of your favorite monologue. It can be contemporary, classical, anything as long as you love it and it feels at home in your body. Online video submissions are due by midnight on August 5.
If you have any questions or to get a copy of the script, please email us at contact@lazysusantheatreco.com.